Buckle up, sports enthusiasts, because the Senators put on one heck of a show during Hockey Day in Canada, only to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in overtime against the Jets. Meanwhile, the Maple Leafs unloaded a torrential 46-21 shot count on the Canucks but, spoiler alert, still couldn’t seal the deal in…

Alright, brace yourselves hockey fans, because the Vancouver Canucks are down a man—again. Carson Soucy, their defenseman who just can’t seem to catch a break, is clocking out for five-to-six weeks, thanks to a gnarly hand injury. Coach Rick Tocchet broke the news on Monday with all the enthusiasm of a dentist announcing a root…

Alright, here’s the scoop, kids: Patrice Bergeron – ever heard of him? Boston Bruins legend? Ring any bells? Yeah? Cool. So he’s been the talk of the town with juicy gossip swirling that he’s lacing up the skates for a dramatic comeback. But hold your horses – Bergeron himself has shut that down faster than…

Well, well, well, would you take a look at that, the Edmonton Oilers have once again given the proverbial boot to winger Adam Erne, sending him off to the waiver wire wilds this Monday with hopes of a magical disappearing act to AHL Bakersfield. Yep, folks, déjà vu is real because this isn’t some thrilling…

Alright, school’s in session so listen up, Canucks fans! Here’s the latest hockey hodgepodge straight from the ice rink grapevine—and don’t you dare doze off, or you’ll miss the snark. On January twenty-second, in a stunning display of indecisiveness, Canucks GM Patrik Allvin did an about-face with two players. Defenceman Mark “Captain Hook” Friedman—the guy…

So, the Oilers decided to sprinkle some of that sweet, sweet incentive fairy dust on Corey Perry’s contract; they finally came clean with a cap hit of $775K and a tantalizing $325K in potential bonuses. Hey, at this rate, Perry’s earning more money in hypotheticals than most do in reality! Now get this: the dude…