Okay, here’s the lowdown: Seems like the San Jose Sharks’ bench boss David Quinn decided to throw us all a curveball by benching Mikael Granlund for the upcoming three-game streak. Word on the street—courtesy of team sleuth Sheng Peng—is that Granlund might end up cooling his heels on injured reserve, with his buddy Ty Emberson…

Alright, buckle up sports fans, because the Minnesota Wild just danced their way to a 6-4 victory over the Florida Panthers, but not without a bit of drama between the pipes. The Wild’s very own knight in padded armor, Marc-Andre “Flower” Fleury, got roughed up with an upper-body injury that sent him packing from the…

Hey all you hockey enthusiasts, get ready to pencil Linus Ullmark back into your fantasy lineups because the Boston Bruins’ head honcho behind the bench, Jim Montgomery, has spilled the beans. That’s right, Ullmark is hopping back between the pipes to face off against the Montreal Canadiens on Saturday night after being MIA for four…

8:08 PM: Update folks, the high and mighty league overlords have decreed from on high! As per the latest tweet storm from the Department of Player Safety, guess what? William Lockwood’s been slapped with a three-game timeout. Yup, that’s right, the Florida Panthers’ wingman is officially in the NHL’s naughty corner. 11:38 AM: So, here’s…

Hold onto your helmets, folks, because it looks like Florida Panthers’ resident tough guy, the one and only William “Wham Bam” Lockwood, has landed himself in the naughty corner with the bigwigs at the Department of Player Safety. That’s right, Lockwood’s decided to go bowling using Minnesota’s esteemed goalie Marc-Andre “The Flower” Fleury as his…

In an oh-so-predictable twist, the Calgary Flames had to call in a sub for their game against Edmonton after Martin Pospisil was side-lined with an injury. No drum roll needed here, folks: the Flames have hoisted Matthew Coronato from the AHL Calgary trenches, as they flamboyantly tweeted to the world. Now, let’s wax poetic about…