• Islanders Shake-Up: Patrick Roy Named Head Coach

    All right, sit tight, because things are shaking up in the land of the New York Islanders. GM Lou Lamoriello, notorious for dropping the axe when the wind doesn’t blow his team’s way, has decided to stir the pot yet again. The Islanders have kicked Lane Lambert to the curb. And guess what? They’re handing…

  • Bruins Reinforce Defense: Carlo and Forbort Return to the Ice

    Alright, buckle up, because the Bruins are shaking things up in a move that screamed, “We got this!” Boom! At 2:03 PM, the powers that be officially shouted from the rooftops that Brandon Carlo and Derek Forbort are back in action, like superheroes returning from a brief hiatus. To make this magic happen, they did…

  • Ducks’ Star Alex Killorn Set for Knee Surgery

    Oh look, the Ducks’ shiny free-agency trophy, Alex Killorn, is heading under the knife. Newsflash for the flock: the team has declared that our dear winger is destined for the ominous world of arthroscopic left knee surgery. Keep your jerseys on—it’s happening next week. And let’s all pour one out for the next four to…

  • Wild Shuffles Roster: Wallstedt Up, Hunt Down

    Well, well, well, the Wild are playing musical chairs with their roster again, and oh boy, have they done a number this time. With Marc-Andre Fleury out and nursing what one can only imagine is a doozy of an upper-body boo-boo thanks to a little action against Florida, the Wild have decided to put on…

  • Laura Stacey: Carrying the Clancy Hockey Legacy Forward

    Alright, buckle up, because Laura Stacey’s hockey story is like a slapshot of legacy straight to the feels. This gal’s got more hockey in her veins than a zamboni has ice shavings. Picture the dinner table at her house: pass the mashed potatoes, oh and did I mention my great-grandpa is a legendary Maple Leafs…

  • Hockey Rink Rundown: Blue Jackets’ Boone Breaks Record and NHL Shuffle

    Alright, boys and girls, let’s shake off that boredom and dive into the latest hockey hullabaloo with some zest and a little bit of cheek, shall we? First order of business, the Columbus Blue Jackets did a thing — they’ve unbenched Boone Jenner, their head honcho on the ice. The dude literally embodies the team,…