Okay, buckle up, because here’s the lowdown on Corey Perry, and it’s a twisty tale that the kiddos at the high school cafeteria gossip circle would have a field day with. At precisely 12:30 PM, while you were probably scrolling through TikTok or trying to discreetly eat a snack in class, Frank Seravalli, the big…

Alright, listen up, sports fans! The Calgary Flames threw a bit of a curveball into the hockey news vortex today: they’ve given the green light to forward Dillon Dubé to take a break from their hockey huddle. He’s stepping away for a bit to get his mind right, and the team’s basically saying, “Leave the…

Oh, look at that! The Windy City’s hockey darlings, those ever-struggling Chicago Blackhawks, have managed a shadow of a victory on the injury front. Nick Foligno’s busted digit and Ryan Donato’s mystery malaise have lost the battle against their resilient human vessels, and both gents were spotted doing twirls on the team’s chilly rehearsal stage…

Oh, snap! The Edmonton Oilers are tearing up the ice, blazing through the NHL with a victory hot streak that’s torching the record books. Let’s break it down: these hockey virtuosos have snagged their thirteenth win in a row, squashing the Calgary Flames 3-1 in the oh-so-dramatic Battle of Alberta. Talk about provincial pride! But…

Oh boy, with the tension thicker than burnt toast on a Sunday morn, the Calgary Flames are shuffling their deck just in the nick of time for their showdown with the Edmonton Oilers. In a flurry of moves that sent Twitter into a tailspin, the Flames have dumped forward Martin Pospisil on the injured reserve…

Hey, did you hear about the kerfuffle in the ice-cold rink where the big cats play? Well, it sounds like the Florida Panthers’ own William Lockwood got himself a three-game timeout for getting a little too up close and personal with Minnesota Wild’s goalie sage Marc-Andre Fleury. The NHL’s hall monitors, I mean, Department of…