Category: News
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Islanders Shake-Up: Patrick Roy Named Head Coach
All right, sit tight, because things are shaking up in the land of the New York Islanders. GM Lou Lamoriello, notorious for dropping the axe when the wind doesn’t blow his team’s way, has decided to stir the pot yet again. The Islanders have kicked Lane Lambert to the curb. And guess what? They’re handing…
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Bruins Reinforce Defense: Carlo and Forbort Return to the Ice
Alright, buckle up, because the Bruins are shaking things up in a move that screamed, “We got this!” Boom! At 2:03 PM, the powers that be officially shouted from the rooftops that Brandon Carlo and Derek Forbort are back in action, like superheroes returning from a brief hiatus. To make this magic happen, they did…
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Ducks’ Star Alex Killorn Set for Knee Surgery
Oh look, the Ducks’ shiny free-agency trophy, Alex Killorn, is heading under the knife. Newsflash for the flock: the team has declared that our dear winger is destined for the ominous world of arthroscopic left knee surgery. Keep your jerseys on—it’s happening next week. And let’s all pour one out for the next four to…
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Wild Shuffles Roster: Wallstedt Up, Hunt Down
Well, well, well, the Wild are playing musical chairs with their roster again, and oh boy, have they done a number this time. With Marc-Andre Fleury out and nursing what one can only imagine is a doozy of an upper-body boo-boo thanks to a little action against Florida, the Wild have decided to put on…
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Laura Stacey: Carrying the Clancy Hockey Legacy Forward
Alright, buckle up, because Laura Stacey’s hockey story is like a slapshot of legacy straight to the feels. This gal’s got more hockey in her veins than a zamboni has ice shavings. Picture the dinner table at her house: pass the mashed potatoes, oh and did I mention my great-grandpa is a legendary Maple Leafs…
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Hockey Rink Rundown: Blue Jackets’ Boone Breaks Record and NHL Shuffle
Alright, boys and girls, let’s shake off that boredom and dive into the latest hockey hullabaloo with some zest and a little bit of cheek, shall we? First order of business, the Columbus Blue Jackets did a thing — they’ve unbenched Boone Jenner, their head honcho on the ice. The dude literally embodies the team,…
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Sharks Shake-Up: Granlund Benched, Emberson and Couture’s Comeback
Okay, here’s the lowdown: Seems like the San Jose Sharks’ bench boss David Quinn decided to throw us all a curveball by benching Mikael Granlund for the upcoming three-game streak. Word on the street—courtesy of team sleuth Sheng Peng—is that Granlund might end up cooling his heels on injured reserve, with his buddy Ty Emberson…
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Wild Best Panthers in Goalie Shuffle Showdown
Alright, buckle up sports fans, because the Minnesota Wild just danced their way to a 6-4 victory over the Florida Panthers, but not without a bit of drama between the pipes. The Wild’s very own knight in padded armor, Marc-Andre “Flower” Fleury, got roughed up with an upper-body injury that sent him packing from the…
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Linus Ullmark Returns to Ice Against Canadiens After Injury
Hey all you hockey enthusiasts, get ready to pencil Linus Ullmark back into your fantasy lineups because the Boston Bruins’ head honcho behind the bench, Jim Montgomery, has spilled the beans. That’s right, Ullmark is hopping back between the pipes to face off against the Montreal Canadiens on Saturday night after being MIA for four…
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William Lockwood Benched: Three-Game Suspension After Goalie Clash
8:08 PM: Update folks, the high and mighty league overlords have decreed from on high! As per the latest tweet storm from the Department of Player Safety, guess what? William Lockwood’s been slapped with a three-game timeout. Yup, that’s right, the Florida Panthers’ wingman is officially in the NHL’s naughty corner. 11:38 AM: So, here’s…